Remember high school? Where everything felt like a popularity contest? From the battle for Prom Queen to securing a spot as “Most Likely to Succeed,” it seemed like everyone was after a title. But let’s be real—how accurate were any of those superlatives?
Let’s flip the script! Imagine if the Apex Legends had their own yearbook and were vying for superlatives. These aren’t your typical “Best Smile” awards, though. These superlatives capture the quirks, habits, and sometimes frustrating behaviors that make each Legend unforgettable in the chaotic world of Apex—and now, they even have a fragrance note combination to match their persona!
1. Most Likely to Be the Worst Teammate That’s Ever Loaded the Game
Legend: Wraith
Fragrance Notes: Black pepper, incense, and smoky vetiver
Wraith’s unpredictable solo-queue antics often lead to chaotic matches, and she’s known for disappearing at the worst times. Like Wraith slipping into the void, the dark and smoky vetiver note blends with the sharpness of black pepper. The incense is much like the mystery she brings into every match, leaving her teammates in the haze.
2. Most Likely to Prioritize Loot Over Your Life
Legend: Lifeline
Fragrance Notes: Green apple, metallic aldehydes, and crisp mint
Lifeline might be your medic, but she often leaves you to crawl while she hunts for the best loot. The metallic aldehydes reflect the cold efficiency of her drone, while the green apple adds a sharp bite. Why do so many Lifeline players prioritize shiny objects over their squad? Mint cuts through the tension, representing that breath of relief this character occasionally offers—after she’s done looting, of course.
3. Best at Securing the Building... and Locking Their Team Out
Legend: Caustic
Fragrance Notes: Smoked leather, oud, and bitter almond
Caustic’s love for turning buildings into gas-filled fortresses is unmatched. The heavy, almost suffocating combination of smoked leather and oud mirrors his deadly traps. Meanwhile, the bitter almond adds a slightly toxic edge. This, of course, reflects the literal poison he uses to control the battlefield. His fragrance traps you in a room with nowhere to escape—just like his playstyle.
4. Most Likely to Blind Her Entire Team with Smoke
Legend: Bangalore
Fragrance Notes: Gunpowder, vetiver, and bitter orange
Bangalore’s tendency to use her smoke in panic leads to more confusion than clarity. The gunpowder note brings a sense of explosive chaos, while vetiver grounds the composition in a smoky haze. The bitter orange cuts through, just like the moments of frustration when Bangalore’s teammates are left blind in the midst of a firefight.
5. Most Likely to Give Away Her Team’s Position
Legend: Loba
Fragrance Notes: Pink pepper, amber, and jasmine
Loba’s obsession with shiny loot often gives away her squad’s location. The allure of pink pepper and amber mirrors her attraction to anything glittering, while the jasmine reflects her sophisticated yet risky gameplay. The seductive blend feels luxurious, much like the items she covets—but it comes with the price of exposing your team.
6. Most Likely to Get Lost While Trying to Save the Day
Legend: Fuse
Fragrance Notes: Tobacco, charred wood, and whiskey
Fuse’s explosive personality is a double-edged sword—he’s great at blowing things up, but sometimes he blows his own cover. The warmth of tobacco and whiskey gives his fragrance a rebellious edge, while the charred wood speaks to his love of destruction. Much like Fuse, this scent is bold, but not always in the right direction.
7. Most Likely to Spam Her Ult and Be Left Hanging
Legend: Valkyrie
Fragrance Notes: Grapefruit, cold sea salt, and fresh ozone
Valkyrie is always ready to take to the skies, but often her team doesn’t follow. The fresh, breezy notes of grapefruit and ozone capture the freedom of flight, while the sea salt adds an icy, isolated feeling—much like Valkyrie left hovering, waiting for her squad to join her in a grand escape that (almost) never comes.
8. Most Likely to Be a Newbie’s First Pick (And Their First Regret)
Legend: Pathfinder
Fragrance Notes: Grapefruit zest, metallic accords, and cedarwood
Pathfinder is often the first choice for new players, but quickly becomes their regret. The zesty grapefruit adds a sense of optimism and fun, while metallic accords mimic his robotic nature. Cedarwood gives a solid base to represent his potential to be reliable—once you master his skills. But until then, he’s a jumble of ziplines and misplaced grapples.
9. Most Likely to Third-Party (and Then Sprint Away)
Legend: Octane
Fragrance Notes: Energy drink accord, lime, and sharp ginger
Octane lives for adrenaline and chaos. His fragrance is just as sharp and fast-paced, with the kick of an energy drink accord and the zest of lime. Ginger’s spiciness represents his quick exits, leaving everyone—including his own team—wondering what just happened. This scent is as fleeting as Octane sprinting away from a fight.
10. Most Likely to Turn the Final Circle into an Electric Maze
Legend: Wattson
Fragrance Notes: Electric ozone, clean white musk, and soft lavender
Wattson’s ability to create an electric maze in the final circle is her specialty. The fragrance starts with electric ozone, capturing the sharpness of her Perimeter Security fences, while clean white musk gives it a sense of purity and protection. Lavender adds a soothing, comforting undertone—reminding her teammates that while the maze may be daunting, she’s always in control.
Final Thoughts
These superlatives highlight not just the quirks that make Apex Legends a unique experience, but also how each Legend’s gameplay could translate into a fragrance note profile. Whether you’re left squinting through Bangalore’s smoke or bleeding out while Lifeline loots, there’s a scent for every chaotic moment in Apex Legends.